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What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was walking through red wood just taking a stroll with full volume then one of these screamed I took of faster than Iβve ever run and then I went back there and looked up the tree I didnβt find a one but I found cleo so u know great pet ππ
Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)
I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours
Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar
Congratulations you've became a kamikaze
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar
Congratulations you've became a kamikaze
One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.
They eat chitin!
WTF
What bird eats chitin
WTF
What bird eats chitin
Holy shit I forgot my parachute
Oh i tamed a archy. Noice. Lets go for a spin.1 min later:ok lets come back down. Uhhhh. Pls put me down. Ahhhhh im being kidnapped by a bird. Put me down you insolent
Too lazy to get a parachute?
My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.
My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.
So cute Iβll use it as a parachute. Who doesnβt want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I canβt access my map! Well at least Iβm safe from falling. Itβll be useful then. Whenever that is. Iβm actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know Iβd like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin
Oh nuts I canβt access my map! Well at least Iβm safe from falling. Itβll be useful then. Whenever that is. Iβm actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know Iβd like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin
Oh wow it seems useful lemme try and tame one.I see them all the time why not? Man you little things are so hard to shoot! Ok little thing how about a spin? Umm ok you can put me down now. Bird put me down! I hate you!!!!
Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.
Why the f*** does this thing eat chitin
So I was in redwoods and knocked one out to tame for the first time. I was then giving it meat but it wouldn't eat it. I looked on dododex to see and it was CHITAN. I was like "ok why would someone eat the skin of a bug"
I left mine in the most dangerous area in the island and it still survived I found it this morning its a miracle
I tried to breed a hundred of these things and now my game is crashed and well I can't open anymore
Tamed her when I was looking for a decent Thyla and thought she was a Microraptor. MUCH better.
This man literally jumpscared me in the redwoods
I Believe I can fly!
I Believe I can touch to ground in ten hours!
I Believe I can touch to ground in ten hours!
Got two named Bub and Dub gonna tame a Yub later!ππ