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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.
Friend picked me up with an argy while this thing was on my head, he took me to height limit and let me go, I proceeded to put on a parachute with it and barely descended while traveling the whole map, I then started freezing and let him go, got to the bottom with the parachute and a pack of saber tooth’s killed me..
Hey, whoever wrote the archy song
I really loved it. When will you make your next song because I would love to hear it. It inspired me that I Made my own song on dire Wolf. You should check it out. On funny name.of song the 🐺 wolf hunting song
And there’s one on carchar name of song the carchar song and I will mention this I am a big fan of your songs pls I’m a huge Dino nerd I hope you injoy my songs. Note if anything’s wrong in this fan fiction you should now I’m not the best writer hope you injoy
Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.
So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin