Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the archaeopteryx? Funny archaeopteryx jokes submitted by ARK players.
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.………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Still falling ……………………………………………………………😐😐😐 falling……………………………………………………………………………falling🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥…….…………………………………………………… I FINALLY LANDED!!! how long did that take? Ummm 4 years maybe?
Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.
So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin