Friend picked me up with an argy while this thing was on my head, he took me to height limit and let me go, I proceeded to put on a parachute with it and barely descended while traveling the whole map, I then started freezing and let him go, got to the bottom with the parachute and a pack of saber tooth’s killed me..

Never jump off the tallest mountain carrying this, i am still falling its been 3 weeks

I am archy

I am smol

I am first birb

Of them all

I eat the chitin

I am tame

I am cute

I am not lame

I am parachute

I can glide

I am weak

I might die

I am archy

I am smol

I am first bird

Of them all

-archy song- like for more

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

BBBBEEEELLLLLIIIIEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I believe I won't touch the ground for a while

Lil birbs are cute.WHO WANTS AN ALPHA ARCHAEOPTERYX?!?

If u read this ur amazing

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

I believe I can fly

I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

I was watching a video on how to tame one and after they knocked it out I got an add for KFC

Soooooo I may have got one with out realizing it could made you jump like you got jump 100 on lol so am I the only one ☝️ if relatable

Trying to tame these things be like…

Player: *finally finds one*

Archaeopteryx: ✌️🕶 *disappears*

Hey, whoever wrote the archy song

I really loved it. When will you make your next song because I would love to hear it. It inspired me that I Made my own song on dire Wolf. You should check it out. On funny name.of song the 🐺 wolf hunting song

And there’s one on carchar name of song the carchar song and I will mention this I am a big fan of your songs pls I’m a huge Dino nerd I hope you injoy my songs. Note if anything’s wrong in this fan fiction you should now I’m not the best writer hope you injoy

Too lazy to get a parachute?

My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.

Holy shit I forgot my parachute

Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:

Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar

Congratulations you've became a kamikaze

They eat chitin!

WTF

What bird eats chitin

Whoever did the archey song pls make a basilisk song PLS

Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.

One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.

Can we get a F for all archeos what was killed because we thought it was microraptor

So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?

Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!

Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!

- The Night Assassin