One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.

Does anyone even read these lol

Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar


Congratulations you've became a kamikaze

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

They eat chitin!
WTF
What bird eats chitin

I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

Oh i tamed a archy. Noice. Lets go for a spin.1 min later:ok lets come back down. Uhhhh. Pls put me down. Ahhhhh im being kidnapped by a bird. Put me down you insolent

Jump of the volcano on the island and flew across the map. Still not close to ground

So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin

Oh wow it seems useful lemme try and tame one.I see them all the time why not? Man you little things are so hard to shoot! Ok little thing how about a spin? Umm ok you can put me down now. Bird put me down! I hate you!!!!

So I live in the forest where these guys live so I have about 6 or 7 I was near a swamp so I forgot so make my traveling archaeopteryx stop following me while I explore the swamp (for a who knows why I did that I always go there) and I was on my giant bird flying looking at about 7 or 8 snakes then I saw my archaeopteryx IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SNAKES LIKE IT FREAKING WAS ONE it didn’t die but I almost did so I will be traveling to find my equus with out him 😒

Such easy tame.Tames 2 mins. Eats bug. I have tons chitin.
But.
Where are you? In the trees? Oh ok.
No I can’t find you.
I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL TAME YOU!

Holy shit I forgot my parachute

Too lazy to get a parachute?
My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.

I can’t find but it’s super fun to glide around the map

Why the f*** does this thing eat chitin

Just remember that you can make it stop and start making you float again by pressing the Square button on PS4, trust me, I regret not knowing that after I accidentally hopped of my argy while carrying my archa. I was in the air for almost an hour, at least I could just enjoy the view on my way down.

Yay I caught this cute little thing aww oh I can hold It *jumps off cliff* oops well I’ll be here for... 10 hours till I touch ground

Tame one of these, and you’ll never touch the ground again...

When u jump off cliff, and when u finally reach the bottom with this slow thing, u get shot.



















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Wow u actually clicked!