Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

They eat chitin!
WTF
What bird eats chitin

Oh i tamed a archy. Noice. Lets go for a spin.1 min later:ok lets come back down. Uhhhh. Pls put me down. Ahhhhh im being kidnapped by a bird. Put me down you insolent

Some noob:mission info?

Some person: take a archaeoperityx,go to glide point with tribe Ptra and glide from elevation 2 km,according to the math when you are above the enemy base most enemies would be offline,then you will have to jump from an height of 80 meters to land near base warehouse where you have to then grapple up on roof and throw a grenade below to wipe some plumoscorpions,then centre the warehouse and blast all the crates of ammo and weapons,then go to the nearest escape point and land on our pelisour platform saddle with the auto turrent using your archaeoperityx

Agent47:nah I am bored of stretching my archaeo'leg,its already is a km longer I am afraid it might come out

Holy shit I forgot my parachute

Spend all your points in movement speed and then tame a max level of this,grab them and hop on your argy then go to top and jump now you have a Rafael which can almost fly and can get u around the island 30 times

So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin