Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar
Congratulations you've became a kamikaze
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar
Congratulations you've became a kamikaze
More Archaeopteryx Funny Tips
Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)
I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours
One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.
They eat chitin!
WTF
What bird eats chitin
WTF
What bird eats chitin
Holy shit I forgot my parachute
Too lazy to get a parachute?
My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.
My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.
Oh i tamed a archy. Noice. Lets go for a spin.1 min later:ok lets come back down. Uhhhh. Pls put me down. Ahhhhh im being kidnapped by a bird. Put me down you insolent
So cute Iβll use it as a parachute. Who doesnβt want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I canβt access my map! Well at least Iβm safe from falling. Itβll be useful then. Whenever that is. Iβm actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know Iβd like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin
Oh nuts I canβt access my map! Well at least Iβm safe from falling. Itβll be useful then. Whenever that is. Iβm actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know Iβd like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin
Oh wow it seems useful lemme try and tame one.I see them all the time why not? Man you little things are so hard to shoot! Ok little thing how about a spin? Umm ok you can put me down now. Bird put me down! I hate you!!!!
