Too lazy to get a parachute? My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground. | Archaeopteryx Funny Tips

159 points Funny Aug 19, 2017

Too lazy to get a parachute?
My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.

302 points Funny Jun 8, 2018

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)
Upvote if you did not know this

336 points Funny Jul 25, 2017

I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

169 points Funny Dec 13, 2017

Holy shit I forgot my parachute

Thought this flightless bird was a microraptor

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