Too lazy to get a parachute? My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground. | Archaeopteryx Funny Tips

155 points Funny Aug 19, 2017

Too lazy to get a parachute?
My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.

280 points Funny Jun 8, 2018

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)
Upvote if you did not know this

320 points Funny Jul 25, 2017

I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

164 points Funny Dec 13, 2017

Holy shit I forgot my parachute

Why the f*** does this thing eat chitin

Watch the Stamina or bring a real parachute

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