One time i was on my pteranodon and i got the idea to go to the sky and test with my arch.So once i was up i jumped off, and.......... accidentally threw my arch and u know what ends.

Does anyone even read these lol

Since you can use them as a parachute you can do this thing:
Fill them with C4 bombs, fall into someone's base and detonate, and while doing it Scream allahu akbar


Congratulations you've became a kamikaze

Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

They eat chitin!
WTF
What bird eats chitin

Oh i tamed a archy. Noice. Lets go for a spin.1 min later:ok lets come back down. Uhhhh. Pls put me down. Ahhhhh im being kidnapped by a bird. Put me down you insolent

I believe I can fly
I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

Jump of the volcano on the island and flew across the map. Still not close to ground

So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?
Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!
Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!
- The Night Assassin

Oh wow it seems useful lemme try and tame one.I see them all the time why not? Man you little things are so hard to shoot! Ok little thing how about a spin? Umm ok you can put me down now. Bird put me down! I hate you!!!!