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Archaeopteryx
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So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?

Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!

Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!

- The Night Assassin

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Who else wants these as a shoulder mount so u don't have to leave it?

no?

just me?

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Never jump off the tallest mountain carrying this, i am still falling its been 3 weeks

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This ths the dumbest but funniest tame ever if your bored tame these you will laugh to much XD

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I am archy

I am smol

I am first birb

Of them all

I eat the chitin

I am tame

I am cute

I am not lame

I am parachute

I can glide

I am weak

I might die

I am archy

I am smol

I am first bird

Of them all

-archy song- like for more

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Lil birbs are cute.WHO WANTS AN ALPHA ARCHAEOPTERYX?!?

If u read this ur amazing

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I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

BBBBEEEELLLLLIIIIEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I believe I won't touch the ground for a while

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Did you know that the archaeopteryx was the first bird (Real life, not ark related)

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I believe I can fly

I believe I can't touch the ground for a few hours

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I was watching a video on how to tame one and after they knocked it out I got an add for KFC

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Too lazy to get a parachute?

My guess is your to lazy to wait 2 hours to reach the ground.

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