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So cute I’ll use it as a parachute. Who doesn’t want an eerie Tweetie bird?

Oh nuts I can’t access my map! Well at least I’m safe from falling. It’ll be useful then. Whenever that is. I’m actually having fun going from treehouse to treehouse. Utterly useless but fun. Ummm you know I’d like to be able to jump without you floating me seven feet. Ummm... ok you can put me down now. Tweetie put me down! Uhhh!!!

Eerie archaeopteryx up for sale!

- The Night Assassin

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