I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Spins a web

Any size

Catching Thieves

Just like flies

LOOK OUT!!!

Here comes the Spiderman

InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Everything’s

Going dark

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark

OH NO!

There went the Spiderman 👋

Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.

Will they use the tlc picture

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

It’s useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)

When I started the game I didn't even know the game had these things in it. I was trying to make my way back home in the dark when I heard the danger music looked back and saw this nightmare running at me I panicked ran found myself between it and a cliff. I chose the cliff and don't regret it.

Me:*goes in cave*

Spider:hi how are ya :)

Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me

I want to slap the person who made this passive taming

Fire_starter435

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOT!!!!

Welcome to Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a single word, Australia

1 or 2 years ago if you said I'd love araneos a lot, I'd think you were crazy, nowadays... I'd believe because I do I have 3 already.

Just like in the real world, shotguns are the only sure way to get rid of swarms of these bastards.