Roses a red,

Violets are blue,

Now I hate spiders,

All cos of you!

Sadly this story is true, and I imagine it would be for many others…

I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and it’s a shoulder mount

In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

This is a true story that is kinda funny but yea here ya go

I walked through the cave and was scared of what might attack,with my torch I went in,I wished my raptor would be here to comfort me instead of stuck at the door to defend it but yea anyway I continued through the maze -which I marked in a paper to not get lost- and saw some scorpions and ants so I killed them with ease and grabbed the Artifact of the -i forgot lol- and then saw more over the edge of the small drop,just when I was going to enter I saw a HUGE butt -srry but it's the truth- moving and wriggling all over the area,and in disgust I stared and saw 2 SPIDERS -i screamed for 2 minutes in my pillow before going back onto the game due to the HUGE fright I have of spiders,especially none dangerouse ones- They kept walking to me but couldnt climb the wall -unfortunately- and so I got my sword for long ranged attacks and jumped in but evidently I got cornered by the 2 and closed my eyes and slashed randomly,when I opened them and saw their dead bodies upside down -i just gagged again LOL- and walked by them and saw the imprisoned dinosaurs in webs and some skeletons and I NEW I was in the spider nest.Looking around I heard crawling and screeching,and saw like 30-70 spiders and 10-30 scorpions.Screaming I grabbed my sword out and let them corner me then I slashed randomly not aiming and got spurted by a web more then 4 times and then Unbelievably I killed them ALL which I thought I wouldn't be able to do but anyways I got the dinosaurs out because I new it was the right thing to do but I saw carnivores too that I wish I didn't see,a raptor,argy,rex baby,allo,Terror bird and I know you might say "Dont free them they will kill you" but I did by first tranquilizing them then freeing them,soon enough I left to the exit but saw 2 SACKS OF EGGS AND THE BABIES RAN OUT AND ATTACKED -and I killed all of them up to 200 with my sword and soon went home never entering a cave again -BUT NOW ITS A QUEST TO KILL SPIDERS😭-

Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

“We’re gonna need a bigger shoe.”

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Spins a web

Any size

Catching Thieves

Just like flies

LOOK OUT!!!

Here comes the Spiderman

InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Everything’s

Going dark

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark

OH NO!

There went the Spiderman 👋