Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

One creepy looking ass creature. No person that’s not on drugs thinks it’s cute