I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

Welcome to Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will bite and claw

Then unhinge my jaw

Gonna gulp u down

But don't start to frown

For u taste like a cupcake

Then I start to see you shake

But don’t fret!

I’m only a cute little bug that wants a pet!

Let’s do a fun game

But you can’t beat me with the help of a tame

It will be a waste, for I will gulp it down as well.

Isn’t that swell?

Now your up against a wall

Don’t bother to call

Now you will fall

And I think I won this round.

No where to turn around.

— plastic bag

Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.