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I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

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