I just had a Skyrim flashback looking at that thing. It’s a cross between the Predator and a Frostbite Spider

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman





InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY



Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everything’s
Going dark
I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman 👋

Ok but legit it protect u WORSE than a dodo

It’s useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)

(Looking at this) what is that?

Me:*goes in cave*


Spider:hi how are ya :)


Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOT!!!!

ARACHNOPHOBIA HAS GONE TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL. "PEOPLE GASP DRAMATICALLY"

Dave where's the boot ... Times size 50

Looks like a predator combined with a spider

There is a documentary on this and how to raise it once tamed! It’s called Spider Man

Wait...wheres its EYES?! How does it see? How does it feel to be this thing? How does it tell between its friends and family to its enemies? I HAVE SO MANY FRIGGIN QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS!


Updoot if you have many questions too...uwu

These you don't want on your wall or under a rug...

One creepy looking ass creature. No person that’s not on drugs thinks it’s cute

Its a giga spider
If a giga had a baby with a spider this is it

I would name it shelob because I'm a Lord of the rings fan