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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
YAY!!! Did ARK HAVE to add giant spiders!!!!!! Itβs just getting worse...
In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.
I am spider
I am bug
You no want
To give me hug
My web is stick
My bite is sleep
I am big
And I am creep
Kill me with sword
I live in cave
Human meat
Is what I crave
I am spider
I am bug
You no want to give me hug
-spider song!- like for more
Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and itβs a shoulder mount
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout⦠OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
When you order brood mother from wish
People who donβt like spiders: Tarantulas are the biggest spiders
ARK: Iβm about to end this mans while career
In motherland, you don't step on Spider, Spider step on you
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingβs
Going dark
I donβt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman π
Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.
I want to slap the person who made this passive taming
Fire_starter435
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
Just like in the real world, shotguns are the only sure way to get rid of swarms of these bastards.
This and the broodmother would need a big shoe to be killed
To the one who made the spider song:
Spiders (and also scorpions) are classified as arachnids not bugs
Your spider song was great btw π
People with arachnophobia:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(All my fingers feel is painπ)
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
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