Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

Dave where's the boot ... Times size 50

These you don't want on your wall or under a rug...

One creepy looking ass creature. No person that’s not on drugs thinks it’s cute

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOT!!!!

Its a giga spider
If a giga had a baby with a spider this is it

I would name it shelob because I'm a Lord of the rings fan

Shoot it in the fez until it dies :)

Anybody who's played skyrim has even more nightmares

A person from a different tribe tamed this monster and it snuck into my base and killed me and my dodo farm :T


I was not happy about that.

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good

If it bites you, You might be able to shoot webs out of your hands

PASS ME THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER!!

One time a giga enters a bar looks straight at a spider,bought it a drink,both gotten drunk...and that’s the story of how this monstrosity was born

*Me walks in base sees spider*
Oh hell naw I'm already scared of ya asses I'm good
*Spider comes to me*
*me runs outside puts c4 on base* bye bye
*blows it up *

Am I the only one who thinks these guys and girls are the cousins of the Mirkwood spiders from the movie Hobbit? Can someone find the number for the Mirkwood elves and call them right away, they seem to be missing a few of their spider pets.

Imagine your in vegetable garden and this pops out from under a tomato