Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

Broodmother:big sister
Bloodstalker:creepy pedo brother
Yey

This is what happens when a alien breeds with a spider you can mainly tell from the face

Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

There is a documentary on this and how to raise it once tamed! It’s called Spider Man

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOT!!!!

Dave where's the boot ... Times size 50

Don’t stand still it will web you and gang bang you

These you don't want on your wall or under a rug...

I have a VERY large,chunky,freakout mode when I see a normal spider.wats bothering me is that you can ride it. Upvot if you hate spiders!🕷😱

I would name it shelob because I'm a Lord of the rings fan

One creepy looking ass creature. No person that’s not on drugs thinks it’s cute

Its a giga spider
If a giga had a baby with a spider this is it

Anybody who's played skyrim has even more nightmares

Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good

If it bites you, You might be able to shoot webs out of your hands

Shoot it in the fez until it dies :)

BOOT!? Kill it with fire!!!


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