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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
This and the broodmother would need a big shoe to be killed
Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and itβs a shoulder mount
Just like in the real world, shotguns are the only sure way to get rid of swarms of these bastards.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
A helpful tip should include a few more words...
A helpful tip should include a few more words...
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
They remind me of the frostbite in skyrim but i hate the frostbite more. Damn these things to the depths of oblivion. AT LEAST I CAN HEAR THE FROSTBITE! THESE THINGS ARE SILENT -Some angryish Skyrim player who plays ark too
Ya thing a big olβ boot gonna stop this thing? (Off in the distance)*alright whereβs that yello flamethrower?*
Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingβs
Going dark
I donβt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman π
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingβs
Going dark
I donβt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman π
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
I have a single word, Australia
Itβs useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)
Me:*goes in cave*
Spider:hi how are ya :)
Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me
Spider:hi how are ya :)
Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me
Bob: weβre gonna need a bigger boot
Mr stark I donβt feel so good
Ok now we do spider man song
Spidbdrbrjrbrvrjrrheneuejeejehsushegeyw
Thatβs no right
Never mind that is right
Didodododdidodididodododdodidododododdodododd
Like but donβt subscribe
Cya
Ok now we do spider man song
Spidbdrbrjrbrvrjrrheneuejeejehsushegeyw
Thatβs no right
Never mind that is right
Didodododdidodididodododdodidododododdodododd
Like but donβt subscribe
Cya
As somone who has arachnophobia, the first time I saw one which also was the first time i got attacked by one, I just froze up and could barely move cause of fear( doo da doo da dooo, gonna get some resouce-jesus christ what is that kill it with fire!)
Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)
THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
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So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you
I just had a Skyrim flashback looking at that thing. Itβs a cross between the Predator and a Frostbite Spider