What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I am spider
I am bug
You no want
To give me hug
My web is stick
My bite is sleep
I am big
And I am creep
Kill me with sword
I live in cave
Is what I crave
You no want to give me hug
-spider song!- like for more
Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and it’s a shoulder mount
In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Just like flies
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark
There went the Spiderman 👋
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.
Your going to need the Sunday edition of the news paper to deal sufficient damage
Does the game have a flamethrower to burn this thing to death with? I wouldn't touch it with a 39 and a half foot pole.
I want to slap the person who made this passive taming
When you order brood mother from wish
Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)
Just like in the real world, shotguns are the only sure way to get rid of swarms of these bastards.
Me: man, I sure love caves
This mf: I come from a land down under...
It’s useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)
So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you
People who don’t like spiders: Tarantulas are the biggest spiders
ARK: I’m about to end this mans while career
Me:*goes in cave*
Spider:hi how are ya :)
Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me