Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and it’s a shoulder mount

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman





InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY



Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everything’s
Going dark
I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman 👋

Me: Walks into cave.
Spider: What’s up dude?
Me: GET AWAY YOU CREEP!!!!
Game: You were killed by a level 23 spider.

It’s useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)

I just had a Skyrim flashback looking at that thing. It’s a cross between the Predator and a Frostbite Spider

Your gonna need a big newspaper for this one

Me:*goes in cave*


Spider:hi how are ya :)


Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me

Ok but legit it protect u WORSE than a dodo

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

(Looking at this) what is that?

Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOT!!!!

ARACHNOPHOBIA HAS GONE TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL. "PEOPLE GASP DRAMATICALLY"

Wait...wheres its EYES?! How does it see? How does it feel to be this thing? How does it tell between its friends and family to its enemies? I HAVE SO MANY FRIGGIN QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS!


Updoot if you have many questions too...uwu

Dave where's the boot ... Times size 50

There is a documentary on this and how to raise it once tamed! It’s called Spider Man

These you don't want on your wall or under a rug...

Looks like a predator combined with a spider