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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
Broodmother:big sister
Bloodstalker:creepy pedo brother
Yey
Bloodstalker:creepy pedo brother
Yey
This is what happens when a alien breeds with a spider you can mainly tell from the face
Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)
There is a documentary on this and how to raise it once tamed! It’s called Spider Man
So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you
This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOT!!!!
Dave where's the boot ... Times size 50
Don’t stand still it will web you and gang bang you
These you don't want on your wall or under a rug...
I have a VERY large,chunky,freakout mode when I see a normal spider.wats bothering me is that you can ride it. Upvot if you hate spiders!🕷😱
I would name it shelob because I'm a Lord of the rings fan
One creepy looking ass creature. No person that’s not on drugs thinks it’s cute
Its a giga spider
If a giga had a baby with a spider this is it
If a giga had a baby with a spider this is it
Anybody who's played skyrim has even more nightmares
Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good
If it bites you, You might be able to shoot webs out of your hands
Shoot it in the fez until it dies :)
BOOT!? Kill it with fire!!!
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