I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Spins a web

Any size

Catching Thieves

Just like flies

LOOK OUT!!!

Here comes the Spiderman

InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Everything’s

Going dark

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark

OH NO!

There went the Spiderman 👋

Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.

When I was going home from my adventure I heard the battle music and before u could even get a glimpse u died

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

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It’s useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)

Me:*goes in cave*

Spider:hi how are ya :)

Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

I want to slap the person who made this passive taming

Fire_starter435

Ok this isn't even extinct. Litteraly check Australia you'll find it in less than a minute

How much cheese burgers can it fit in it’s mouth?

Me: I’m not going to the cave! There is spiders!

People: Oh spiders are harmless irl! Don’t be silly

The spider:

I have a single word, Australia

Just like in the real world, shotguns are the only sure way to get rid of swarms of these bastards.