Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 298 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-01T22:24:00+00:00

I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

score 463 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-12T12:28:12+00:00

Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and it’s a shoulder mount

score 229 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-11T01:48:14+00:00

In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

score 145 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-26T20:39:28+00:00

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

score 116 · Answer 5 · 2021-07-11T11:10:31+00:00

Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

score 214 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-13T20:31:52+00:00

THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

score 250 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-01T05:46:53+00:00

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Spins a web

Any size

Catching Thieves

Just like flies

LOOK OUT!!!

Here comes the Spiderman

InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Everything’s

Going dark

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark

OH NO!

There went the Spiderman 👋

score 478 · Answer 8 · 2017-06-16T13:00:08+00:00

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

score 162 · Answer 9 · 2020-06-23T06:46:35+00:00

Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.

score 30 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-03T00:37:52+00:00

Your going to need the Sunday edition of the news paper to deal sufficient damage

score 7 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-24T19:59:18+00:00

Does the game have a flamethrower to burn this thing to death with? I wouldn't touch it with a 39 and a half foot pole.

score 64 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-19T16:32:31+00:00

I want to slap the person who made this passive taming

Fire_starter435

score 50 · Answer 13 · 2021-07-09T16:46:09+00:00

When you order brood mother from wish

score 247 · Answer 14 · 2017-06-22T23:29:55+00:00

Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

score 73 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-17T17:29:09+00:00

Just like in the real world, shotguns are the only sure way to get rid of swarms of these bastards.

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-06T20:57:24+00:00

Me: man, I sure love caves

This mf: I come from a land down under...

score 113 · Answer 17 · 2020-02-04T20:08:59+00:00

It’s useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)

score 222 · Answer 18 · 2017-10-05T07:28:39+00:00

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

score 46 · Answer 19 · 2021-06-25T00:08:48+00:00

People who don’t like spiders: Tarantulas are the biggest spiders

ARK: I’m about to end this mans while career

score 111 · Answer 20 · 2020-01-21T02:41:48+00:00

Me:*goes in cave*

Spider:hi how are ya :)

Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me