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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the araneo? Funny araneo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Miss muffet : this should be good to eat my food
Araneo: ooohhh a large titanroma (giant ant)
Miss muffet : what there a spoider here meh
Araneo: *jumps down*
Miss muffet : what the crap *craps*
Araneo : time to eat *webs miss muffet*
Miss muffet: HHEELLPP!!!
Araneo : no one can hear you
Also araneo: HEY MOM LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT
Brood mother: good job son
Araneo : we gonna eat it for dinner?
Brood mother: you eat it
Mean while miss muffet uses her knife to cut the web
Miss muffet: HA HA ! SEE YA SUCKAS
Brood father: sneezes on miss muffet she gets trapped
There you go son
Araneo :thanks dad
Then the spoiders invite the bloodstalker over and they eat miss muffet and a survivor named the inconceivable B.O.B(Big Olde Buddy)
The End
Pls ⏫ this took 15 min and I worked hard
-WYVERN
Caving in A nutshell
Yo enter Le cave with a Bary (extremely powerful caving mount)
Yo run down lonk cave
Yo see water and yo drink so yo don’t faint when pumping the stimberries
Kroc comes out to preform River Monsters S11 on yo
You has goot longnekk gun and you two shot it
You get outa Le water and back onto your LandShark
Armour breaks
You snap around to find out that the son of a beach that broke the armour is reformed vegan millipede of doom
Dismember arthro
KILL ALL LE SNEKS
artifact at last :D
*silk spinning sounds*
OH GOD OH CRAP
SPOODWR OS HERE FOR KILL BILL VOL.3
GET THE FRIKIN GUN HHJD HFHDH
PUMP STIMS
BREATHE
PUMP STUMS
KILL SPOODER
GET ARTIFACT
A SHEET HERE WE GO AGAIN
KILL KROCZ SNEKS ARTHROS
AAA FORGOT BOUT SCORPIONS
K WE OUT HERE
OBLIEST TIME
GET ON BIRB
ACK WE HEAVY
GRIN AND BEAR IT
TRIBUTE
the end: you get ramshackle bow .-.
CAVING OSNT ALWAYS WORTH IT SOMETIMES