Thumbs up if you think ark should add a smaller version and it’s a shoulder mount

Itsy Bitsy spider came out the water spout. DOWN CAME THE RAPTOR AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT.

Bob: we’re gonna need a bigger boot

I have a single word, Australia

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman





InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY



Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everything’s
Going dark
I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman 👋

It’s useful for jumpscaring your arachnophobic friend. (They might not speak to you again but ya have to risk it for a biscuit.)

Me:*goes in cave*


Spider:hi how are ya :)


Me:you can keep the artifact just stay away from me

Your gonna need a big newspaper for this one

Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

I just had a Skyrim flashback looking at that thing. It’s a cross between the Predator and a Frostbite Spider

My friend knows I'm Arachnophobic so she jumpscared me with this thing but for some reason I'm still friends with her. And since she borrowed it from a friend, she probably won't scare me with it again thank god

Use to scare the sh*t out of your friends that have arachnophobia (fear of spiders)

So your just lying in bed nearly asleep and this thing drops from the celling on to you

Ok but legit it protect u WORSE than a dodo

Spider:getting ready to end my life
Me: pulls out flamethrower and ascendant pump shotgun
Spider:well im screwed

This one is easy. Bring a magic ring, short elvish dagger, and you are good to go! (Just watch out for the venom, you will need a short pudgy friend to help with that)

Me: Walks into cave.
Spider: What’s up dude?
Me: GET AWAY YOU CREEP!!!!
Game: You were killed by a level 23 spider.

Well well well ima eat some chips now.

WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOOT!!!!

(Looking at this) what is that?