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I will bite and claw

Then unhinge my jaw

Gonna gulp u down

But don't start to frown

For u taste like a cupcake

Then I start to see you shake

But don’t fret!

I’m only a cute little bug that wants a pet!

Let’s do a fun game

But you can’t beat me with the help of a tame

It will be a waste, for I will gulp it down as well.

Isn’t that swell?

Now your up against a wall

Don’t bother to call

Now you will fall

And I think I won this round.

No where to turn around.

— plastic bag

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