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I hate spiders, so when I go on a walk with my dinos on spider crawling plains, I’m on my titanosaurus’s back, with my Rex, Spino, Giga, Reaper, and other large dinosaurs, along with my Titanosaurus’s feet, squashing them in a bug guts massacre as I’m losing in poker with my friends, oh how hard my life is. 😏

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Im scared leave the caves never go back i dont like them

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It's A Poor man's cosmo.

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I am spider

I am bug

You no want

To give me hug

My web is stick

My bite is sleep

I am big

And I am creep

Kill me with sword

I live in cave

Human meat

Is what I crave

I am spider

I am bug

You no want to give me hug

-spider song!- like for more

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1 or 2 years ago if you said I'd love araneos a lot, I'd think you were crazy, nowadays... I'd believe because I do I have 3 already.

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In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.

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Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout… OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT

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Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base

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Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.

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THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!

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Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Spins a web

Any size

Catching Thieves

Just like flies

LOOK OUT!!!

Here comes the Spiderman

InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a Spider can

Everything’s

Going dark

I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark

OH NO!

There went the Spiderman 👋

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