Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

I hate spiders, so when I go on a walk with my dinos on spider crawling plains, I’m on my titanosaurus’s back, with my Rex, Spino, Giga, Reaper, and other large dinosaurs, along with my Titanosaurus’s feet, squashing them in a bug guts massacre as I’m losing in poker with my friends, oh how hard my life is. 😏
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Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everything’s
Going dark
I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman 👋
I will bite and claw
Then unhinge my jaw
Gonna gulp u down
But don't start to frown
For u taste like a cupcake
Then I start to see you shake
But don’t fret!
I’m only a cute little bug that wants a pet!
Let’s do a fun game
But you can’t beat me with the help of a tame
It will be a waste, for I will gulp it down as well.
Isn’t that swell?
Now your up against a wall
Don’t bother to call
Now you will fall
And I think I won this round.
No where to turn around.
— plastic bag