Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Miss muffet : this should be good to eat my food
Araneo: ooohhh a large titanroma (giant ant)
Miss muffet : what there a spoider here meh
Araneo: *jumps down*
Miss muffet : what the crap *craps*
Araneo : time to eat *webs miss muffet*
Miss muffet: HHEELLPP!!!
Araneo : no one can hear you
Also araneo: HEY MOM LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT
Brood mother: good job son
Araneo : we gonna eat it for dinner?
Brood mother: you eat it
Mean while miss muffet uses her knife to cut the web
Miss muffet: HA HA ! SEE YA SUCKAS
Brood father: sneezes on miss muffet she gets trapped
There you go son
Araneo :thanks dad
Then the spoiders invite the bloodstalker over and they eat miss muffet and a survivor named the inconceivable B.O.B(Big Olde Buddy)
The End
Pls β« this took 15 min and I worked hard
-WYVERN
More Araneo Funny Tips
Anyone els notice it has a wide open mouth with those teeth and has no eyes
I am spider
I am bug
You no want
To give me hug
My web is stick
My bite is sleep
I am big
And I am creep
Kill me with sword
I live in cave
Human meat
Is what I crave
I am spider
I am bug
You no want to give me hug
-spider song!- like for more
In order to destroy these, you will need twelve dwarves and one hobbit, Bring a wizard if you have any.
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout⦠OUT CAME THE GUN TO WHIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Ah yes, the common Australian house spider.
THEY SHOULD DROP SILK ARK NEEDS TO SEE THIS!!!
Your gonna need a big glass to get this out your base
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everythingβs
Going dark
I donβt feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman π
I was in a cave and I look over and this thing gave me a mini heart attack lol^^
Ur gonna need a big freaking newspaper