Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
me: what happened to you
friend: I was bitten by a regular spider
me: you have powers? Since you were bitten by deez spiders you should get sleep powers
friend: I have the power of minutes left to live
friend: i sh*t web
me: I want to sh*t web, I wonder if it even exists in this game.
this is really what happened to Spider-Man in ark
he got diabetes then turned into araneo. He’s fine doe he just sleepin
definitely didn’t kill him in ark
More Araneo Funny Tips
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Spins a web
Any size
Catching Thieves
Just like flies
LOOK OUT!!!
Here comes the Spiderman
InFiNiTy WaR tImE bAbY
Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a Spider can
Everything’s
Going dark
I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark
OH NO!
There went the Spiderman 👋
I will bite and claw
Then unhinge my jaw
Gonna gulp u down
But don't start to frown
For u taste like a cupcake
Then I start to see you shake
But don’t fret!
I’m only a cute little bug that wants a pet!
Let’s do a fun game
But you can’t beat me with the help of a tame
It will be a waste, for I will gulp it down as well.
Isn’t that swell?
Now your up against a wall
Don’t bother to call
Now you will fall
And I think I won this round.
No where to turn around.
— plastic bag