me: what happened to you

friend: I was bitten by a regular spider

me: you have powers? Since you were bitten by deez spiders you should get sleep powers

friend: I have the power of minutes left to live

friend: i sh*t web

me: I want to sh*t web, I wonder if it even exists in this game.

this is really what happened to Spider-Man in ark

he got diabetes then turned into araneo. He’s fine doe he just sleepin

definitely didn’t kill him in ark