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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the angler? Funny angler jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 254 · Answer 1 · 2021-04-01T22:17:18+00:00

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

I swim in sea

I eat my prey

But when I hurt

I swim away

I gather pearls

I glow from head

If you face me

You are dead

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!

score 624 · Answer 2 · 2017-02-16T23:23:40+00:00

P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

score 338 · Answer 3 · 2017-05-31T18:32:27+00:00

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

score 136 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-22T00:26:06+00:00

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2023-02-11T08:52:55+00:00

Probably my 4-5 try of playing Ark i was wondering what was in the deep oceans this thing came up to me and made me log off onto another sever

score 104 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-25T03:16:44+00:00

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-24T18:02:26+00:00

I wonder where nemo and dory are?

score 150 · Answer 8 · 2018-04-20T17:07:55+00:00

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing

score 32 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-27T03:30:42+00:00

Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.

score 32 · Answer 10 · 2021-11-26T13:09:27+00:00

Hey! Nice angler limerick whoever you are. Also who ever wrote the angler song, props to you too!

~CL1

score 20 · Answer 11 · 2022-04-22T13:49:34+00:00

HOL UP!!!!!!!! IT HAS 3 NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 3 GLOWY THINGYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ITS EYE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN EYE!!!!

Also pls sub to alpha raptor empires of the under growth

score 6 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-27T23:55:25+00:00

My dog when he sees any type of food:

score 56 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-25T03:17:45+00:00

In animal crossing it’s called a football...

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-04T07:50:05+00:00

I just revived a angler from the yeti cave,so now I have a level 900 angler.....gg everything

score 8 · Answer 15 · 2022-10-06T06:52:11+00:00

They snatched the anglerfish, threw alien details on it, then put it into ARK.

Oof.

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-04-22T18:06:32+00:00

I’m anger I shine with a. Lantern on my head:)

score 68 · Answer 17 · 2018-02-08T18:25:19+00:00

Need to find X? Or maybe measure the interiors of a triangle? Why not hire an angler? They now measure up to 680• of angles. (But eat your flesh during the process)

score 28 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-25T00:52:51+00:00

Irl Anglerfish males are tiny, i guess all ark Anglerfish are female lmao.

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2022-10-25T22:17:51+00:00

magikarp is back for revenge. everybody run.

score 38 · Answer 20 · 2020-02-01T03:12:39+00:00

Oooooh look something potentially deadly,

I want to touch it