P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing

They be doing a hit n run the one time in not on a mount

-Ira's Aquatics

You dont find them,they find you.

At least they didin’t add goblin sharks…

Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.

In animal crossing it’s called a football...

I found a 140 one of these knocked it out. It was almost dead while I was trying to put food in its inventory to tame it when my otter just killed it.

Need to find X? Or maybe measure the interiors of a triangle? Why not hire an angler? They now measure up to 680• of angles. (But eat your flesh during the process)

Hey! Nice angler limerick whoever you are. Also who ever wrote the angler song, props to you too!

~CL1

I have a tip never ever go close to a beehive because they do a lot of damage OK and so I don’t understand why they had to put cats in ARK and they don’t eat kibble

I don’t have a tip, but I love PlayStation five

Their eyes are so creepy they give me the creeps and the chills

This is what I like to call "the nope zone"

Oooooh look something potentially deadly,

I want to touch it