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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the angler? Funny angler jokes submitted by ARK players.
I dont have a tip. But I have something else.
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There once was a fish called Mish.
He liked to play Kish.
But one day, an angler came and made a dish. Mish the Fish liked to play Kish and now was a dish.
A-angry angler
B-beaten angler
C-crooked angler
D-demolished angler
E- eaten angler
F- fun angler
G- grammar angler
H- hissing angler
I-I am not an angler
J- jumbo angler
K- kilo angler
L- laughing angler
M- mad angler
N- nerdy angler
O- OP angler
P- plenty of anglers
Q- quiet angler
R- ready angler
S- sad angler
T- tryhard angler
U- unhappy angler
V- vixxy the angler (cant think, need name)
W- wild angler
X- x-rayed angler
Y- yeild sign angler
Z- zippy zappy this angler is flappy
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More
A.
Sir I see the light.
Sir?
Yes, go towards it.
The light sir?
Yes.
I see a huge angler sir.
Get closer.
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Yay you got through that. I have no characters left sooo bai. Ty. 🔼
See if you’re brain dead like me you use a crossbow with NORMAL ARROWS to try and knock it out, it was my first time going out in the ocean because i just got done taming a dolphin and i thought i had my tranq arrows turns out i didn't and i kept asking my self “why do these guys always die before i can knock them out?” It wasn't until then i checked my inventory about 40 minutes later i realized i had tranqs so remember kids always check you inventory for tranqs before you go into the ocean!