P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

I swim in sea

I eat my prey

But when I hurt

I swim away

I gather pearls

I glow from head

If you face me

You are dead

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!

Anglers already looking ugly:ark:I can make it worse:people who have seen anglers in real life see it in ark :players:it got worse

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

Hol up.... HE HAS 3 GLOWY THINGIES!!! AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES!!?!?? HIS FIN IS ALSO ATTACHED TO HIS GIIILLLLLLS!!!

-AlphaTheRaptor

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing

Angler:I WILL EAT YOU

bob:*gets Fork and Knife* fish and chips

Angler:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

bob:*cooks* *takes bite out of angler* needs salt

Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.