P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Anglers already looking ugly:ark:I can make it worse:people who have seen anglers in real life see it in ark :players:it got worse

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

I swim in sea

I eat my prey

But when I hurt

I swim away

I gather pearls

I glow from head

If you face me

You are dead

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing

Angler:I WILL EAT YOU

bob:*gets Fork and Knife* fish and chips

Angler:AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

bob:*cooks* *takes bite out of angler* needs salt

Today, I was playing ARK when an anglerfish just floated in the sky in front of me. I was laughing hard that I died by a Rex.