P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Somebody said it was Nemo's worst enemy... I would like to be THAT guy and point out that it was Marlin who encountered the angler you fucking twat.

Irl Anglerfish males are tiny, i guess all ark Anglerfish are female lmao.

When it's pearls giving you trouble,
The angler will give you double,
With a light on its head,
you can keep your stead,
For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

It thincc
It protecc
But most importantly
It scary as hecc

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES















Congrats you found me you win nothing

Me: MMMMMMMM scary me touchy

Mi fren: NO no touchy

Me: Y NO TOUCHY

Mi fren: Cuz that *points behind me*

Me: *turns around*

Angler: MMMMMMM FOOOOOOOD

Me: Ohhhhhhh shi-

Ok bai thx for reading

Ahh yes, enslaved annoyance. Words so I can post this