P. Sherman

42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

I swim in sea

I eat my prey

But when I hurt

I swim away

I gather pearls

I glow from head

If you face me

You are dead

I am angler

I am fish

You are human

You are dish

-angler song!- sry I didn’t do one for ammonite, couldn’t make up a good one. Like for more!

imagine not being cute or having leg - this was written by the bulbdog gang

I just revived a angler from the yeti cave,so now I have a level 900 angler.....gg everything

When it's pearls giving you trouble,

The angler will give you double,

With a light on its head,

you can keep your stead,

For pearls, you will no longer hustle.

My dog when he sees any type of food:

It thincc

It protecc

But most importantly

It scary as hecc

I just noticed all the anglerfish in ark are technically female because the males are actually really tiny irl so there’s your interesting fact of the day

They snatched the anglerfish, threw alien details on it, then put it into ARK.

Oof.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS EYES

Congrats you found me you win nothing