bruh whats with all the old people in the dino pics

One day in the swamp

I found an Achatina

I named her Mayfield

I made her a pen

She liked being in the playpen

Mayfield was happy

A few days later

I came back with lots of cake

And found a Kapro

The Kapro broke in

The Kapro hurt May badly

RIP Mayfield

I hunted the b**ch

I stabbed it until it died

I flayed it’s sorry hide

I made a tombstone

Made my respects to Mayfield

I don’t go in swamps

A vengeful haiku for Mayfield

-Tacrow

Wow I just found turbo it’s so fast

"I pledge allegiance to the Snail of the United Tribes of Arkdom, and to the crafting for which it stands, one island, under Snails, indivisible, with poly and cement paste for all." -Plaguebringer

Bro I use this thing to go in races

This creature is very very dangerous

Achatina: Make sure not to put to much flour in the cake

Me:Okay

Soon if Finish cake

Snail takes bite

Achatina: YOU ADDED TO MUCH SUGAR!!

These fantastic creatures collect honey and sap, craft a mortar and pestle , make some stimulants when wild, after that they craft a cooking pot and grab a waterskin, fill it up and bake their delicious cake. This is how these creatures survive in wild life. They also grind alot of metal to get enough sap tap that will be enough to keep them from starving to die. Some snail elders have shared the cake recipe with humans to be tamed.

Get cake before taming because these guys want dessert first

His name is blah blah i named him

My friends when they see this: Eww

Me: awww!

My achatina is fire! Literally! I hit him with a torch and he glitched out and is forever on fire, but never takes damage.

Shouldn’t snails eat cake in the wild

These, Are the MOST POWERFUL BEINGS ALIVE!

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

WOAH!!! THAT SNAIL IS FAST!!!!!!

Why is he looking at me like that?

I’m making it goo zoooom not the only one right

I am snail

I poop paste

I do it well

With lots of haste

I eat cake

With veggies

To tame me, that’s what you must make

I am plump

But I don’t care

Players tame me for my dump

My jaw is weak

If I’m curious

My eyes will take a peak

When a predator says “ go to he**

I get so scared

I hide in my shell

I am like ammonite

But if you punch me

No mosa will take a bite

I am snail

I poop paste

I do it well

With lots of haste

Snail song, hope you liked it!🐌

Ah, they finally fixed the picture to be accurate to the in-game design! I've wondered why people call it a snail, mine's always looked like an old hermit woman with a shell.

~CL1