Me: here’s ur veggie cake sire snail

Snail: The crust is all wrong! No longrass? Are u kidding! Make another!

Snail lv one snail died to hunger and diabetes

You think it’s cute until you trip on a stick and land your face right in the butt of its shell. Really great animal for sacrificing your tribe mates!

Player 1: hey whatcha doing

Player 2: sending party invites

Player 1: but your birthdays not in 10 months

Player 2:look who I’m sending it to

Player 1: oooooooooh makes sense

To: anchatina

Please like for no reason in particular

All hail the giant snail we must kiss its butt for honor

Real men use these for transportation

So I dropped it into a taming trap...forgetting it can fit through door frames...left to get some tranqs.

Fortunately, it didn’t get too far.

So easy to tame, such a waste of my time when a raptor killed him

-chicken nugget council

Hey since when did Gary came to ark

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Has anyone noticed the old lady in the dinosaur pictures? 😂😂😂

My wifi speed during a storm...

When the game has lasted 20 years

The snail will be tamed…

When the land is soaked in slime and paste

The snail mail will be tamed…

Find the Mosa of deepest blue

Wings of quetzal will come to you

Largest egg in mountain high

Will give you the power of the rex

For tame of earth search through the mud

The egg of the Baryonyx

And hidden alone from the rival queens

The Giga egg awaits unseen

As for the tribes of blazes and blisters and burns

2 shall fail and one shall learn

If they feed cake to the snail that is smaller and cuter

They will have the power of paste pooping snails…

5 eggs to hatch on brightening night

5 tamed born to go and fight

Darkness will rise to bring the paste

The snail is coming…

Achootina is a good name for such a aminal

Come on let’s be honest you watched this speed snail with a race car shell growing up

Rookie mistakes:

Noob: Here’s your berries achatina!

Achatina: What the heck are you giving me!? I want cake!

Noob: :|

Achatina: Get lost or get cake, before I munch YOU!

Noob: Ok ok chill!

Achatina: give me cake NOW!

Later

Noob: Here’s your cake sir, so now will you be tamed

Achatina: THATS NOT CAKE!

Noob: oh wait I grabbed the wrong one!

Achatina: >:(

Noob: sorry…

Achatina: SARCO GO GET HIM!

GitezGood do a 😀 if you want more. Next will be on Rex.

Be careful he might get diabetes if he eats that much cake

Woah! That snail is fat!

Warning this is the new fastest Dino in the game it is now faster then the micro rapter

My pet rock after I put Jurassic world slime over it and it turned it into a snail. The Jurassic world slime was moldy and had snail slime in it because a snail ate some of it once and lived. Btw.

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This is a fake story bro

My friend: What pet do you have in ARK,

Me: I have an Achatina.

My friend: Ooh! Sounds cool!

Me: No. It’s basically a giant snail.

My friend: Oh. Never mind.

Me: Yeah. Your better off with a dodo.

My friend: But dodos are practically useless!

Me: Exactly.