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One day in the swamp

I found an Achatina

I named her Mayfield

I made her a pen

She liked being in the playpen

Mayfield was happy

A few days later

I came back with lots of cake

And found a Kapro

The Kapro broke in

The Kapro hurt May badly

RIP Mayfield

I hunted the b**ch

I stabbed it until it died

I flayed it’s sorry hide

I made a tombstone

Made my respects to Mayfield

I don’t go in swamps

A vengeful haiku for Mayfield

-Tacrow

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