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My friend: What pet do you have in ARK,

Me: I have an Achatina.

My friend: Ooh! Sounds cool!

Me: No. It’s basically a giant snail.

My friend: Oh. Never mind.

Me: Yeah. Your better off with a dodo.

My friend: But dodos are practically useless!

Me: Exactly.

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