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I am snail

I poop paste

I do it well

With lots of haste

I eat cake

With veggies

To tame me, that’s what you must make

I am plump

But I don’t care

Players tame me for my dump

My jaw is weak

If I’m curious

My eyes will take a peak

When a predator says “ go to he**

I get so scared

I hide in my shell

I am like ammonite

But if you punch me

No mosa will take a bite

I am snail

I poop paste

I do it well

With lots of haste

Snail song, hope you liked it!🐌

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