
What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Honestly if there was a wind wyvern with 2 moar pairs of wings
Dvalin, Stormterror of Mondstadt
(Yes i play genshin, the game is actually pretty good but the community makes the game cringe)
POV when you bring your pterodactyl cuz everyone said it had to be fast and then swoop in grab the egg and realize itโs 50 pounds and you can barely walk so you and you pterodactyls meander away from the angry wyvern well it flys right next to you slowly murduring you
Egg need da heat yes it do! Lol
Turn your wings your wyverns you poison...
To the land across the fire...
Were dragons are killed and dragons and tamed and no one shall ever be free..
A secret lies in there eggs and something in there books...
True your eggs your fire to the dragons who flee from the hive
I accidentally shot the egg and flew into the skey then a trike destroyed my base for no reason
I have not seen the egg anywhere
Me and my brother were stealing wyvern eggs and we got at least nine eggs and we had 2 currently. When we hatched all the eggs the game almost crashed and started glitching. Lesson of this story donโt get a lot of wyverns eggs
the dictionary definition of wyvern is a bich with wings
Think I can tame a wyvern blind folded๐๐๐๐๐
My lightning wyvern loves to burn his prey to ash that's why I named him sizzle also my wyvern doing meme of blister in 3rd wings of fire book but a graphic novel. Clever girl.
The devs are racist because they will not allow ice wyverns in scorched earth see? Racist
Wyvern: lays egg then leaves.
Me: sees egg
Me: โthe hell they are not taking care of this egg!โ
Friend: shit shit shit shit
Me: takes egg
Wyvern: oh no you donโt
Me: shit shit shit shit shit shit
Me died
Friend killed wyvern
Me: why didnโt you do that in the frist place?!
Me killed friend
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It says itโs on crystal isles yet itโs not
Stealing eggs in a nutshell: yeet in, grab an egg, yeet out faster than an Oviraptor
Player1:You shouldn't let them go to far behind you
Player2:I'm using a ptera, its not far behind, its tasting the drum sticks.
I collect an ๐ฅ to tame this so it hatches
The difference between the Wyvern and the Dragon, dragon has 4 limbs and 2 wings and a Wyvern has 2 limbs and wings as well as the HUGE size and strength difference
To tame these:
1:Go to a wyvern trench
2:Make sure you bring a cryopid with a flyer in it
3:Hope that the flyer in the cryopod is a wyvern and throw it out
4:Have fun with your wyvern
(Step 1 isn't compulsory)
This is my they have holes in there wings it takes them forever to land