Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Satan him self is not this satan is a dodo
Wings of fire stinks will you stop talking about it already
Imagine the omelet the eggs would make
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By someone who is not the unicorn pursin.
Itโs kinda a tip I just parkour in there and got an egg than my picked me with PT and we flew away
Theyโre a horrible tame, theyโre pathetic. You name a male and female to find out theyโre either gay or have major anxiety between them and the other gender. Canโt breed them
Three sisters who blister blaze and burn. Two shall die, One shall learn. If she bows to a fate that is stronger and higher she shall have the power of wings of fire.
Do anybody read these anymore?
Hmm,perhaps not...imagine go play with my dodo 150.....Dodo where are you?
THATS NOT DODO
I got the turtles in the back shine horns will attack the wyvern is back... Oh sh!t
Be me: Super noon and looking for good starter tame
Sacrifice 2 trash pteranodons for 180 fire egg
Finally get it home
Hatch it up using standing torches
Everythings going fine
Its going to want care
Pray it wants cuddles
Mfw it wants milk in a primplis server (No cryopods)
Disclaimer: The grow rates are super high so its cant die to starvation, but still it had no imprint so its sad.
Poison wyvern be spitting covid๐
I'm about to abuse the heck out of these
Get an ice wyvern and name it bewilderbeast , name urself hiccup and name it grand drago and get him a ice too , then get a black lightning wyvern and name it toothless , then paint blue down its spine. Congrats u have recreated httyd 2! If a tribemate makes u mad name him stoick and give him a viking funeral ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I got a 280 poison egg and cleared plans for the next 6 days to hatch it it came out of the egg and then... I forgot to turn of my turrets right before I imprinted on it the turrets shot it๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ก
I thought ark was going to be a dino game
โฌ๏ธ if you're not a pleb. Because it's pronounced WAY-vern. โฌ๏ธ if you're a pleb who still doesn't know youd dragon species.
I wonder how you milk them nip or tip
Me:Iโm going in a cave cause artefact hope thereโs no wyverns.
Wyvern:come and play little boy
Me:aaaaaaa!!!!!
Be careful, he ate my mixtape that fire is now 1000 degrees.