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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have not seen the egg anywhere
Me and my brother were stealing wyvern eggs and we got at least nine eggs and we had 2 currently. When we hatched all the eggs the game almost crashed and started glitching. Lesson of this story donโt get a lot of wyverns eggs
the dictionary definition of wyvern is a bich with wings
Think I can tame a wyvern blind folded๐๐๐๐๐
My lightning wyvern loves to burn his prey to ash that's why I named him sizzle also my wyvern doing meme of blister in 3rd wings of fire book but a graphic novel. Clever girl.
The devs are racist because they will not allow ice wyverns in scorched earth see? Racist
Wyvern: lays egg then leaves.
Me: sees egg
Me: โthe hell they are not taking care of this egg!โ
Friend: shit shit shit shit
Me: takes egg
Wyvern: oh no you donโt
Me: shit shit shit shit shit shit
Me died
Friend killed wyvern
Me: why didnโt you do that in the frist place?!
Me killed friend
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Player1:You shouldn't let them go to far behind you
Player2:I'm using a ptera, its not far behind, its tasting the drum sticks.
I collect an ๐ฅ to tame this so it hatches
The difference between the Wyvern and the Dragon, dragon has 4 limbs and 2 wings and a Wyvern has 2 limbs and wings as well as the HUGE size and strength difference
To tame these:
1:Go to a wyvern trench
2:Make sure you bring a cryopid with a flyer in it
3:Hope that the flyer in the cryopod is a wyvern and throw it out
4:Have fun with your wyvern
(Step 1 isn't compulsory)
This is my they have holes in there wings it takes them forever to land
Emma๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ด๐๐ด๐๐๐๐๐๐ด๐๐ด๐๐ด๐๐๐๐
Satan him self is not this satan is a dodo
Me making sure my dinos are at camp me whistling๐
I really do have no idea how but I just got a lvl 345 wyvern egg an I thought that the max lvl was 190 but like. It might be a glitch to. But I'm not complaining here cuz the wyvern is a bright red and it's beautiful. So yeah. I'm really happy.
Wyvern song
One donโt look in the eyes
Itโs only staring cuase itโs got something bad
Two run away even with your giga there is no way
Three donโt let it
Becuase youโll only end up dead in tranch
And itโs not my fault
You will never get that egg
Itโs kinda a tip I just parkour in there and got an egg than my picked me with PT and we flew away
Theyโre a horrible tame, theyโre pathetic. You name a male and female to find out theyโre either gay or have major anxiety between them and the other gender. Canโt breed them