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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
When a noob sees egg ME WANTTTT ITS GOL LETS COOK ONA FRIEN PAN tek guys like 0-0 HEHHEHEHEHHE comes behind with his iron skillet and knockes him out and takes wyvern egg next wyvern gg noob attempts to steal wyvern swoops in and gulps him the second he attempts then the wyvern hatches and the mother spits the noob out and the noob gets eaten
If u are getting chased by 100,000,000, Wyverns go into a nest pocket to sit there and kill’em all. Once when I went in there, I killed like 50 then looked for eggs, I kept finding lvl 95 90 eggs, but 1 of dem wyvers waz a lvl 180! Sadly I found that egg! 😁 but then I ate it by accident 😞 my first time getting Wyvern eggs I found like 6 but (I am on Xbox) I ate them all instead of dropping them 😂😞😞 ❤️❤️🐺❤️❤️
(As soon as you find ones egg its mama comes but bongo cat belive plays) Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meowwww, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meowww. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (just do 1000 more meows and you have the song XD)