Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
When a noob sees egg ME WANTTTT ITS GOL LETS COOK ONA FRIEN PAN tek guys like 0-0 HEHHEHEHEHHE comes behind with his iron skillet and knockes him out and takes wyvern egg next wyvern gg noob attempts to steal wyvern swoops in and gulps him the second he attempts then the wyvern hatches and the mother spits the noob out and the noob gets eaten
(As soon as you find ones egg its mama comes but bongo cat belive plays) Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meowwww, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meowww. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (just do 1000 more meows and you have the song XD)
For anyone who knows neebs …gaming
They called a wyvern a pussy but in reality they’re the pussy’s be cause when the wyvern wakes up untamed they scream like little girls ahhhhhh ah. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhh. AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh