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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
If u are getting chased by 100,000,000, Wyverns go into a nest pocket to sit there and kill’em all. Once when I went in there, I killed like 50 then looked for eggs, I kept finding lvl 95 90 eggs, but 1 of dem wyvers waz a lvl 180! Sadly I found that egg! 😁 but then I ate it by accident 😞 my first time getting Wyvern eggs I found like 6 but (I am on Xbox) I ate them all instead of dropping them 😂😞😞 ❤️❤️🐺❤️❤️
Ok wait let me get this straight... SO why is this not it the movie AVENGERS ENDGAME? This seems legit. Why couldn’t the marvel company add that in? It is a dragon why would they not want to add some so E P I C ?
Please. Just tell me it’s not that hard. TY TO NO WON XD
Hi. I’m James I love cool things like playing in my XBOX lol that’s all I want to say I ONLY PLAY ARK AND ROCKET LEAGUE ok so if u have Xbox friend me my GT is JimboTrex136. No problem. :)
Human: c’mon buddy, go faster!
Argentavis: I’m going as fast as I can!
Wyvern: GIMME BACK MY EGG!!
Argentavis: I have an idea
So, the argentavis dove near lava and the human thought the argie was gonna kill them both
Human:what are you doing!?
The argie suddenly swooped forward and the wyvern fell into the lava
Human: YESSSS!!!!! WE GO...
As a dozen more wyverns come after them
Human:AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Argentavis: yeah we’re gonna die. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison wyvern: dude, steal my egg and you get poisoned.
Argentavis: I can fly to, you know mr clumsy.
Poison wyvern: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!???
Argentavis:uhh... mr lovely wyvern?
Argentavis: uh oh...
Poison wyvern: YOU WILL BE POISONED YAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Human: that’s what happens when your argie tries to steal an egg.
(That IS what happens)