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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hey you I say to the squid. Squid:do you want a hug. Me:no... don't touch me *forget on p
V.p* some1 raids me I NEED A HUG. Squid : I can give you 1. Me: no *falls in the water*.in mind:got dang it enemy. Enemy:* sticks out toungh*me in mind : I hate you. Squid :* grabs me*. Me: oh no let me go*falls a sleep* that's the end lol this is 134 from that RockWell tip 🙃😀🙂🙃🙂🙃🤗.
Me: *shivering in fear* robert muldoon: run.......... I've got her....... me: *runs to the emergancy bunker* *a couple minutes later* *the giant squid approaches muldoon while muldoon is to busy aiming at the other squid* muldoon: clever girl....... *robert muldoon screaming* (ok if you've watched jurassic park everyone you know this but with the raptors instead of the squids here)