
What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was swimmin being me and then I saw the squid I tried to run away but it spiked me with chlorophyll and me took a nap then I woke up in my bed I went back to get my stuff but it squirted black ink in my eyes and it ate nibbles my giant mosa I tried to resurface but it dragged me to the depths
On new mobile they spawn like shi**
Bro are you serious
Like i saw two alpha's at the top left corner of the map TOGETHER!!!
And three regular one's while searching for mosa's
Like come on they almost killed my mosa
If i had not set dino damage to zero
Hounor able mention that the new mobile alpha spawn is way to much