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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -3 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-16T21:35:38+00:00

Gimme your toes dinosaur name idea

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-15T19:40:02+00:00

Got dem black dildos boisss.

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-04T08:59:05+00:00

This reminds me f the kraken WARNING!!! Don’t venture alone with a boat

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-05T16:50:21+00:00

This shows up when you type in kraken

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-11T14:56:31+00:00

IVE NEVER SEEN ONE AND IVE been playing for TWO YEARS help meeeeee I play on Xbox one this is a distress call

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2020-09-30T04:49:57+00:00

I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Is it a he or a she though?

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-25T16:20:15+00:00

C A N I P U T M Y B A L L S I N Y O J A W S

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-18T04:08:34+00:00

fonds a erie one next to norm one

score -5 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-28T02:52:33+00:00

Technically this squid likes black balls launched up it's butthole...

score -6 · Answer 10 · 2018-08-05T08:52:51+00:00

*insert hentai joke* *becomes normie* *reee for the lulz xD*

score -5 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-13T08:51:48+00:00

Release the henti

Words

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2024-01-02T16:29:26+00:00

Totally not sus....

These little swimming turds are the definition of SUSSY BAKA...

Lemme tell you why...

1:You jump into the ocean

2:You look for a Tuso

3:You find a Tuso

4:You wanna tame it

5:You stick a tame into its a** which is VERY SUS!

score -6 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-16T10:08:53+00:00

Dont search for these f*cks it is impossible sorry for the language but fr I searched for one for 6 hours havent seen a damn thing they are highly rare dont waste your damn time

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2025-03-29T02:49:42+00:00

I was swimmin being me and then I saw the squid I tried to run away but it spiked me with chlorophyll and me took a nap then I woke up in my bed I went back to get my stuff but it squirted black ink in my eyes and it ate nibbles my giant mosa I tried to resurface but it dragged me to the depths

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2025-03-29T02:41:17+00:00

It shoved its tentacles in me then I fell I asleep when I woke up I was on the beach feeling tipsy

score -7 · Answer 16 · 2019-10-27T23:44:20+00:00

paint you self black, rape you black balls down its throte and then rape what ever the FUCCK you want

score -5 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-14T23:36:35+00:00

Spongebob: SQUIDWARD NO!

Squidward: I HAVE TO GO TO SQUID GAME ITS MY DESTINY!!!

Squid game: COME TO THE SQUID SIDE!!!

🦑+💺= Squidward ON A CHAIR!

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-05T00:51:39+00:00

Hi would win a alpha tuso vs alpha mosa

Up for tuso down for mosa

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2025-05-27T12:59:28+00:00

You cannot grab other wild tuso's

Like they can grab you but you can't 😁

Thanks wild card

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2025-05-27T12:54:23+00:00

On new mobile they spawn like shi**

Bro are you serious

Like i saw two alpha's at the top left corner of the map TOGETHER!!!

And three regular one's while searching for mosa's

Like come on they almost killed my mosa

If i had not set dino damage to zero

Hounor able mention that the new mobile alpha spawn is way to much