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10 points 😂 Funny Nov 17, 2019 Report

Grabber my baryonx while eating fish shat my pant I thought my new tribes baryonx was gona die it stopped grabbing it it had 100 hp didnt look back until I got to base scariest moment of my ark experiences
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Run run run your boat gently down the streem

40 points 😂 Funny May 25, 2020 Report

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

42 points 😂 Funny May 5, 2020 Report

I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do

747 points 😂 Funny Dec 25, 2016 Report

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

46 points 😂 Funny Apr 18, 2020 Report

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

610 points 😂 Funny Jan 27, 2017 Report

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

583 points 😂 Funny Mar 12, 2017 Report

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

7 points 😂 Funny Jul 14, 2020 Report

I bet you will get married and have/adopt a kid before you find one.

7 points 😂 Funny Jul 11, 2020 Report

The secret is to find it. Then feed it your soul.

34 points 😂 Funny Apr 12, 2020 Report

Wow, ark. A giant squid with claws. Nice.
Give it a gun, while youre at it.

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