If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

Me: WOOHOO I'LL GO TAME A TUSO

1 millisecond later:

Your carbony has been killed by a tusoteuthis.

Luckily I have a turtle so I can tame one I made a turtle army GO TURTLES........they're taking forever

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

I found a tuso and and I was going to the sqid with my turtle but it wasn’t taming I was like why wasn’t it taming

2 seconds later

YOU have died by a alpha tusotuthis

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.