One grabbed my mosa,so I took the opportunity to tame the thing. However, my mosas collision box covered the tusos… | Tusoteuthis Tips

3286 points 😂 Funny Apr 3, 2017 Report

Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...

1091 points 😂 Funny Mar 15, 2020 Report

Don't be mean, it just wants a hug might kill you but aye at least you made someone's day

742 points 😂 Funny Dec 25, 2016 Report

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

635 points 😂 Funny Mar 12, 2017 Report

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

553 points 😂 Funny Jul 27, 2017 Report

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

275 points 😂 Funny May 25, 2020 Report

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

91 points 😂 Funny Nov 13, 2022 Report

People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

7 points 😂 Funny Feb 26, 2024 Report

THEY ARE HUGE!!!!! IM TERRIFIED OF THE OCEAN AGAIN

346 points 😂 Funny Jan 27, 2017 Report

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

173 points 😂 Funny Apr 18, 2020 Report

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

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