If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

Get a motor boat, make it look like a ship, name it the Flying Dutchman and now go tame a tuso, name it kraken and have it follow you around.

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.

They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer