If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

Get a motor boat, make it look like a ship, name it the Flying Dutchman and now go tame a tuso, name it kraken and have it follow you around.

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.