What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.
The meteor that killed the Dino’s was not a meteor, it was this dude
It’s like thankskilling in ark it will run after like Freddy karuger
Why can’t I bola it? It’s a freaking turkey how can it kill me in one shor
We're going back in time to get turkey off the menu
🦃🔪.
Roses are red violets are blue this turkey will kill you
If I saw one I would be across the map bye time it blinks
A carno attacked my dinos and they fighted back but they hit a “super turkey” then on the top of my screen… just red words. (Turkey trials update)
Ps. STAY AWAY
From
-Izak
A level 50 can verse a level 12 bronto
Why can’t I find the stupid death TURKEY
U don’t murder the turkey it murders u 😀🔪🦃no🦃🔪 😢 HELPPPPPP IT HAS A KNIFE
No thanksgiving now because of this bad turkey 😡
It is useless shooting it,they just gobble up your ammo.
What is this? Well whatever it is I hope I don’t get destroyed by it like the super turkey.
This thing soloed 4 brontos and 3 Rex and then I thought I could get revenge
Spoiler: I did not
How did it get to Turkey to murder Turkey to Turkey how does that make sense I need a answer
“Oh look a turkey I wonder what it drops” the last thing all my tames heard before being shredded by every creature around😭
Hide your Gigas, hide your Wyverns, because your Thanksgiving dinner is coming for you
LOOOOOOOOOOoOL turkey get out of my house!
I have a narcotic creatures mod on and off all the things in the world to get that mutator it was the first murder turkey I ever encountered.
3 tames asleep and one corpse recovery later...