I eat this thing for my dinner and now I think it’s GoNNa EAt Mèeeeeeeeeeéeeeeeee AhHhHHhHhHhHhh RuN nOW

Uhm I eat this thing for dinner now I think it gonna eat ME!!!

Bro a dodo is the easiest thing to kill and what kinda freaking hibrid between a giga and a dodo is this????

I’m scared of seeing this

monstrous beast

OH NO ITS HERE

ÆAAAAAÆAAAAAAA ( Ark death sound )

His nuts

And fast

First he’s chilling then he’s gonna kill you

Omg 😱 what the f*** is this thing? It’s so goddamn cute, but it’s a f***ing murderer. If you see this son of a b*****…. Don’t even kill it. J u s t r u n.

It’s come to get vengence from every thanks giving

Give yourself up

I am here

WHY ARE THEY SO BLOODTHIRSTY OMG

One turkey killed all my dinos on Thanksgiving today, happy turkey day

Me *shoots with slingshot* me saying “watcha gunna do about it” 2 hits later “ Pick a respawn location”

-Reese Peanut butt cups.

*me literally spawning in a new world and and tempted to hit the turkey but knows I will hurt if I do*

Umm excuse me, this is a mod? Bro what is wrong with dododex

Go into the main part go to the bottom and press the mods button

A Turkeys YouTube Channel Ep.3

Hello guys and gals! Today, I’m going to go to Wyvernians base. Let’s see… Ok he has some good Dino’s and his base is cool and there’s a Rex running after me and oh shoo-

*minutes later* *roaaaaaar* No no no no you Rex ima kill you right now *Shotgun sounds* You will die dumbasaures Rex!

Chat: Murder_Turkey lvl200000 has been killed by pegomastax lvl1.

-GitezGood

Wyvernian I used your name because I needed a real ark players name. Just saying.

How to have fun

Step one hit one

Step two let them hits you into the ocean

Step three realize that it’s already very cold

Step four freeze to death

Step five you are still alive

Step six sea sign and it says you were dead the whole time

Bro these turkeys probably beat up spinos for a living

Just run if you see this thing I Watch this thing a kill a giga😳😳😳😳😳

I’m getting flashbacks of when the thanks giving event came around.

Holy sht this thing spawned near my base and wrecked me 😆

Their supper

Super dangerous

Your in a trap

My foot hurts

Your free

Jk

Ok bye for more turkey

1000 likes I kill ten at once

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