What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Roses are red violets are blue this turkey will kill you
If I saw one I would be across the map bye time it blinks
A carno attacked my dinos and they fighted back but they hit a “super turkey” then on the top of my screen… just red words. (Turkey trials update)
Ps. STAY AWAY
From
-Izak
U don’t murder the turkey it murders u 😀🔪🦃no🦃🔪 😢 HELPPPPPP IT HAS A KNIFE
A level 50 can verse a level 12 bronto
Why can’t I find the stupid death TURKEY
This thing soloed 4 brontos and 3 Rex and then I thought I could get revenge
Spoiler: I did not
How did it get to Turkey to murder Turkey to Turkey how does that make sense I need a answer
Hide your Gigas, hide your Wyverns, because your Thanksgiving dinner is coming for you
No thanksgiving now because of this bad turkey 😡
It is useless shooting it,they just gobble up your ammo.
What is this? Well whatever it is I hope I don’t get destroyed by it like the super turkey.
“Oh look a turkey I wonder what it drops” the last thing all my tames heard before being shredded by every creature around😭
I have a narcotic creatures mod on and off all the things in the world to get that mutator it was the first murder turkey I ever encountered.
3 tames asleep and one corpse recovery later...
LOOOOOOOOOOoOL turkey get out of my house!
What the when was that mod added
I was walking along in the forest and I thought I saw a dodo defect so I took my sword and slashed it and I died under 2.83 seconds with chitin armour. DO NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR THIS BIRD !!!
I thought my Dino could beat this guy like a normal dodo… oh how I was wrong
The most memeable tame, do not anger it tho.
It will meme on u