Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Me: Oh hey it’s a dodo!
Turkey: Gobble gobble!
Me: Dodos don’t say that!
Turkey: Gobble?
Me: Say “squawk”.
Turkey: Gobble.
Me: Squawk!
Turkey: Gobble.
Me: *gets angry and punches turkey*
Turkey: PREPARE TO DIE GOBBLE!!!
From: Po the Murder Turkey, who personally got punched by some dude, and finds it hard to type with my *gobble* wings! Thank you for audience. This type hard.