What are some funny jokes or stories about the murder turkey? Funny murder turkey jokes submitted by ARK players.
Every day, people die
From these beasts lurking
In the woods.
Many missing, many dead
Don’t go near the murder turky.
Mr. turkey it’s not opposite day. Don’t put me in the oven. Please don’t do it.
Yep suffer .
Do not mess with them, they will end you… it Destroyed my giga. Idk how. DON’T MESS WITH THIS WALKING KFC! You will regret it
-animallover4life
Spanish or vanish mf
~ Duo
This thing sounds scary🗡🦃 I hope I don’t want into it.
Me when i first see one: what an ugly dodo. Two seconds later: pick a respawn point.
Come on…
-Fool3
Y’a could’ve made this like…
In November, when turkeys are actually acknowledged
~ CPG
POV: Your Terror Bird is evolving!
“What?… A murdure turkey… what??
Anyways lets get some mea…”
For Iron Maiden fans…
When you see a murder turkey sing this sign. This song it it will remind you what to do if you see one.
Run to the hills
Run for your lives!
the early dinosaur catch the murder turkey
Tried killing one on my own. Next thing I know 3 more bum rushed me all at once and killed me before I could even react
When the turkey gets mad it becomes real murder
I have only killed one and I have played ark for almost two years.
What in the name is this murder turkey I never heard of this thing it sounds like you could just put it in the oven and turn it into a delicious delicacy
Wait it’s December ark are you crazy?
Do not attack it: Worst mistake of my life.
Thanks for ruining my thanksgiving.
I just wanted a stuffed turkey.
The meteor that killed the Dino’s was not a meteor, it was this dude