Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Roses are red violets are blue this turkey will kill you
More Murder Turkey Funny Tips
Dinos are big
Walls are plaster
U may be fast
But turkey is faster
Roses are red
violets are blue
u try to make thanksgiving
but he makes it out of u
Gigas are dead
Yutys are crying
He made kfc
And your tribe is dying
400 likes and Iβll tame one
-Ripasaurus
We're going back in time, to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu. THATS RIGHT!!! WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME, TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF. THE. MENU!!!
In America human eat turkey in ark turkey eat YOU.
We're going back in time to get turkey off the menu
If a murder turkey had a YouTube channel, this is how it would be.
βToday, Iβm gonna kill 100 survivors in every server!β
-GitezGood
Who knew thanksgiving dinner was so hard to kill
Make sure it's completely thawed before it enters the deep fryer.
This Turkey is responsible for the extinction of Prehistoric Life on Planet Earth