Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-07-15T14:10:51+00:00

Me when I see one: was that a raptor?

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-07-27T17:28:10+00:00

Wanna know how scary they really are? It’s not them knocking you out with good armor… it’s about 30 minutes of dancing, then an hour later I wake up :D only to be killed, how long did that take? Oh just a set of Tek armor being destroyed by one level 50 troodon! (Great tames tho!) This note will self destruct in SIKKKKEEE u really thought I would do this?

Still here?

You will never escape :D

Done yet?

WHERE R U GOING

THERES NOTHING THERE FOR YOU

Btw how’s your day

Your my prisoner >:D

You keep scrolling…

Fine I’ll set you free

But first

Another 10 years to your sentence! Forget it see u later!

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2025-06-28T13:43:01+00:00

“Five Hundred Troodons”

-The Ark creature spawning algorithm (probably)

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-11T09:13:48+00:00

Honey a troodon took the tames again.

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-20T14:29:46+00:00

The living incarnation of Satan himself

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2020-04-08T14:23:11+00:00

Just tame a bunch of dodos and look away till you get the “you tamed” icon at the top of your screen.

P.S When your done you might feel like a terrible person, but fear not! That feeling will go away as soon as the rest of the pack arrives🙂

Wool owl

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2019-03-22T14:06:50+00:00

When u hear troodon growls while walking around in the jungle all alone

*chuckles* Im In DaNgEr

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-04-03T22:04:34+00:00

What if flaming dodos scared these guys

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-04-03T21:57:58+00:00

If only you could tame them YOURSELF

score 3 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-03T21:55:03+00:00

They don’t really eat your tames but your despair

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2022-03-23T04:05:10+00:00

Tames are friends not xp for taming

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-13T21:29:25+00:00

Tame, like, a infinite to the infiniteth power of dodos (or how ever many you need to tame a troodon, i have no idea) and sacrifice them to the almighty annoying swamp raptor.

And now you either have a huge waste of time or a troodon good luck i guess 👍

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-17T16:56:09+00:00

Wanna tame this?

First, get a troodon in a pen.

Then , tame the nearest titanosaur.

Feed the titanosaur during night.

If ye don’t have titanosaur, ask your admin friend to give you the console passcode and summon one.

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-23T05:15:03+00:00

Noob: Hey, what’s that glow?

Pro:Death,RUN.

Noob: Why?

Pro: (Gone)

Noob: What’s the big deal... OH GOD NO!!!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2025-06-03T00:03:35+00:00

as a mobile player i see this as a free tame

SKIBIBIDI TOES

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2023-03-09T19:11:53+00:00

These are pretty much megalolainias little brother or sister

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2022-02-17T01:25:22+00:00

You have tamed a troodon!

Me: wait that means…

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-05T18:03:15+00:00

I was new to the game and found out what bolas do so I went around taming everything on the beginner beach and found some troodons tried to bola it and then I got knockout then some raptors killed me

I love troodons

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2022-01-15T02:06:21+00:00

Pego: IM THE MOST ANNOYING CREATURE IN ARK!!!

Troodon joins mic chat

Pego leaves mic chat…

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2019-10-23T03:10:30+00:00

Tames are food,not friends

Cause they eat your tames