When u hear troodon growls while walking around in the jungle all alone
*chuckles* Im In DaNgEr
High Levels RUN
Low levels RUN
Troodon aka your mom at 3 AM
I tend to become vicious,
Looking for something nutritious,
Between the hours ten and five at night,
So in the dark be ready for a fright,
I can be scared with something bright,
My venom is quite deadly,
And I use it very readily,
So if at night you see a glow,
It is proof you'd better go,
I like to hide in shadows
In forests, swamps or meadows,
Beware if we are together,
We rip quickly through cloth or leather,
Flak or fur,
We find it quite a lure,
And in the dark we sing this song,
To warn your friends away from our throng,
As we feast on your blood and flesh,
Then raise yet another demon kresh,
To kill humans in legions,
Especially in southern regions,
And then we dance 'til dawn,
And make you wish you'd never been born
A hiss is a sign of our presence,
A sound that many a survivor now resents,
So in the dark we creep along,
And sing this troodon song,
And as it is quite long,
It goes on until morning,
Then in the shade we begin mourning,
The brilliant night we had
Did you do it?
What did it cost?
For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
Hippity hoppity your unconscious body is now my property
Labeled as a “passive tame.” Yeah, right. Feeding your living pets to a tiny ferocious monster, watching as it chews on their internal organs and slowly rips it apart, still breathing. Passive.
Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are
One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Let’s get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!