Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Building my thatch house in the hidden lake then i got jumped and molested in the corner of my house
More Troodon Funny Tips
High Levels RUN
Low levels RUN
Troodon:oh look at this noob heβs wereing tek
Other troodon:ikr
Lvl100 tek boi:look at those stupid troo-
*Master of masters LVL100 died to troodon lvl 1*
Other troodon:ikr
Lvl100 tek boi:look at those stupid troo-
*Master of masters LVL100 died to troodon lvl 1*
Did you do it?
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos
Yes
What did it cost?
My dodos
Troodons in the day
Troodon1: βHey, wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon2: βSure why notβ
Me: βOh no itβs these stupid thingsβ *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: βHey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon 2: βSure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: βHey, I brought five hour energy who wants?β
*all troodons drink it
Me: βOh my godβ *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**
Troodon1: βHey, wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon2: βSure why notβ
Me: βOh no itβs these stupid thingsβ *pulls out crossbow*
Troodons in the night
Troodon 1: βHey, Wanna annoy that guy over there?β
Troodon 2: βSure, just give me a minute to call all of my friends
Troodon 3: βHey, I brought five hour energy who wants?β
*all troodons drink it
Me: βOh my godβ *notices they are coming closer*
Me: HOLY SH**
One like=One time you have been killed by this beast. Letβs get enough likes to get this thing nerfed by wildcard!
For the most effective method for escaping this animal. Please see the top rated Giga post. Bola a tribemate and run.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
As a note, feeding tribemates to the Troodon, does not tame it.
Me:*Walks into redwoods at night*
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
Every Troodon in a 2 mile radius: So you have chosen death!
Upvote thiz comment 666 times so everyone knows what demonic assholes these things are
Thank u for ruining so many good games you little shit