Steps to wind up your neighbors in ark PVP: Step one-have a high level quets…
Steps to wind up your neighbors in ark PVP:
Step one-have a high level quets and have a argy and on the quets make sure it has a pen built on it but a hatch for a roof.
Step 2- fly around the whole map and with the argy pick up every troodon and put it in the pen.
Step 3- after completing step 2 smile and think about have Funny it will be.
Step 4- fly to your neighbors ridiculously high defenced base and land outside. Then one by one with the argy through the roof grab a troodon and drop it into their base.
Step 5- laugh at them cursing at you
Step 6- cry that they just did this to you but with troodons and a wild Rex.......
(Happened to me all this I was the one unloading the Rex with the troodons to retaliate. Best thing they never messed with me for ages... still waiting they’re out there..)
More Troodon Funny Tips
Troodon song:
I tend to become vicious,
Looking for something nutritious,
Between the hours ten and five at night,
So in the dark be ready for a fright,
I can be scared with something bright,
My venom is quite deadly,
And I use it very readily,
So if at night you see a glow,
It is proof you'd better go,
I like to hide in shadows
In forests, swamps or meadows,
Beware if we are together,
We rip quickly through cloth or leather,
Flak or fur,
We find it quite a lure,
And in the dark we sing this song,
To warn your friends away from our throng,
As we feast on your blood and flesh,
Then raise yet another demon kresh,
To kill humans in legions,
Especially in southern regions,
And then we dance 'til dawn,
And make you wish you'd never been born
A hiss is a sign of our presence,
A sound that many a survivor now resents,
So in the dark we creep along,
And sing this troodon song,
And as it is quite long,
It goes on until morning,
Then in the shade we begin mourning,
The brilliant night we had
Probably the most vile, evil, and sadistic being in ark. This ferocious little lizard will put you to sleep with its magic jump-and-toe-jab-venom. Once you are asleep, most Troodon will just dance around your unconscious body until you wake back up, only to knock you out again. These beasties are even worse when they travel in packs. Do yourself a favor and upgrade your armor and weapons (especially) asap. The faster you can kill them, the better.