
What are some funny jokes or stories about the troodon? Funny troodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
Troodon: I would like a Rockwell with extra element please. Destroyah:MR SQUIDWARD COME HERE! Rockwell:AaAaAaAaAaH! HELP ME! HELP! ME! Skully(skull crawler): let me do it for you.(grabs Rockwell with his tounge). Mechagodzilla:COME HERE! (Beams). Rockwell:AAAAH IM BURNING!(screams very loudly). Troodon:is somebody getting tortured in there?
I started a new ark world brand new i had nothing I see this adorable little creature that looked like a tiny raptor I walked up to it and it killed me I spawned again to get my stuff it killed me the next day I went in a forest I saw a dead parsour I got close and WHAT DO YOU KNOW 5 OF THEM JUMPED OUT AND KILLED ME